Beautiful women+ stiff Drinks = Great night... Sasha (Small Beautiful Blonde) is not only a phenomenal dancer but an amazing person as well. I would suggest asking for her.
Dancers are okay. Some are more interesting to talk to than others. Lots of college-aged women.I got charged an ATM fee in the club even though I did not withdraw money. The interface was hard to use and I canceled. Still got charged the fee. That aint right.
Taco Tuesday, from 5 pm to 10 pm Tuesday, Taco are 2$
Cousin in law took me hear last night. Had a blast. Will be back again and maybe make this a permanent spot for me. Nice security staff. All round nice employees and ladies.
Full bar, usually really great dancers
STOP letting unlimited numbers of girls audition and work on weekend nights just to collect their $50 EACH stage fee. Its greedy and bad for business; yes you have lots of dancers, but it creates an unpleasant atmosphere when there are 28 dancers and 10 customers; how are the girls going leave with anything, or even not leave in debt, unless they hassle and hustle the customers to death? It makes for a cut-throat atmosphere where cheating abounds. Bad karma all around. Treat your dancers right; your club is nothing but a bar without them. Keep the dancer numbers more reasonable so that they have a better chance of leave being paid WELL, after busting their assess in those heels and putting up with customer bs all night. Thanks.
An incredible place. Hot girls, lots of body mods and natural breasts. Two stages and excellent private dances. A covered smoking section and reasonable drinks. I always stop here when staying at the Jupiter hotel. One of my favourite tour stops.
Jena was one of the best dancers I’ve had
I had an amazing time there last night. Great drinks and like the suckered I am I spent the whole time I was there with a girl Mercedes and it was amazing.Had to go again the very next night after trying another club with my brothers from Seattle. This place is awesome stayed til 330am spending too much money that was well worth it. Victoria was absolutely amazing. I cant wait to do this again.
This place is the bottom of the barrel. The bartender stopped serving drinks after I told a girl I was not interested in a dance at the moment. On top of that, I was pick pocketed by one of the dancers at the bar. For your wallets sake, skip this dump.Also, if you look at the 5 star reviews for this place you will notice a trend. They are from the owner, employees and people who have mysteriously had amazing times but leave no comments. Some of the honest reviews included descriptions of strippers chastising people for not tipping enough and DJ/bouncers assaulting them. I definitely got this vibe when I was there and quickly made an exit.
Gemma was the sweetest dancer I could have ever hoped to meet. Went here for my birthday and met her right off the bat. Very talented girl who really loves what she does. Bonus she is absolutely gorgeous! The drinks were good, the girls are hot.
Everything was great until I left and realized I forgot my jacket and had to returnn for it. Doorman was a jerk and everyone else who works there is awesome. Would have been a 5 star review but the door guy ruined that . As Ive been a customer and have worked as doorman in San Francisco music venues I think I have the experience to pass judgement. After being in an establishment for 3 hours you might think the doorman is smart enough to notice your presence when it was so slow I was literally the only customer. Spent a lot of money on girls just to be a dissed by a trailer park doorman. I visit Portland every year and unlikely Ill return to this establishment if hes there next time.
This Club used to be awesome and I was bummed to see its gone way down hill. Quality is always better than quantity when it comes to dancers. Paying DJs is worth it because they bring the whole thing together, they act as a host and make the experience better in every way. The bartender was the only impressive or enjoyable part of our visit. He really knows his stuff and is efficient. I heard some bro-ish type dudes bitching about him but seeing the way they were tipping Id have helped other customers ahead of them too. He was on point for me and my friends.This bar used to be the best in Portland. Its like the owners have just given up. Its pretty sad.
Great spot for dancers. $50 up front house but no other fees. Works out cheaper than anywhere else. Laid back atmosphere decent music for genre neutral people. Pretty girls. Average priced drinks. If they like you maybe youll get a $20 dance normally $40 a pop. Good vibes check it out if youre in portland Downtown.
This is such a cool spot! If youre into hip hop you must go on a Friday night. They play good classic old school hip hop! The DJ is awesome there is another room with more music, They usually play reggae in there, not sure what else.I like the crowd it is very eclectic. Not your typical club crowd. No need to dress up. You can wear sneakers or timbres and be fine. The crowd is so unpretentious and so is the club. Its nothing fancy at all, trust me. Lol. This club is all about the music and not who has on the hottest dress!
I sat with a lady on my knee for a bit. One girl who did a private dance never danced one time...she explained to me about her x boyfriend for about 5 songs.. no dance....then wants to charge 35 bucks per song for 5 songs...I asked to speak to a manager and she said no. Ended up comprising so I didnt look to be starting a scene. Not what u would expect from a quote em quote gentlemans club.. I just increased this because I forgot to mention one girl by name...Fiona was awesome. She definitely was my favorite. Cool...down to earth. Understood another girl kind of screwed me. So..one extra star just for her.
Jemma is the best. Lovely dancer!
If you like arm put hair, this is your spot
I had a good experience here the strippers are nice. Bartenders are alright decently priced drinks great little hole-in-the-wall classic Portland strip club! Well worth a visit
Love this place, FULL of beautiful ladies who treat you well if you are courteous and respectful. $2.00 bills get extra smiles. One of my favorites!
Gemma is my spirit guide!
Rude staff and rude patrons
I work there, have for five years.the owner and the staff are great! The girls are all friends and nice to eachother. Most of us are girls next door that like having good conversation.cant forget about our huge heated smoking patio that makes you feel like youre in a medieval castle. The dancers live pole work here,including myself!!! Come check union jacks club out! E burnside and tenth! After ten pm is where its at.
As owner of the Union Jack my review is the best like myself and I appreciate the feedback. Thanks again
Great club. Great atmosphere. 5/7 would recommend.
Horrible service.My 4 friends and I went in for a bachelors party. We spent $400 in the first hour. When we went to buy drinks they didnt serve us bc we werent tipping the girls. Are you kidding me? We spent lots of money and were disrespected and passed overarching the bat for not spending enough? Is $100/ HR per person not enough? Dont go there. Theyre rude.
Had a great time but the prices are too high if uve got the mny to burn definitely recommend cute girls that arent to pushy to hustle a lapdance
Beautiful girls, hit and miss personality-wise, but super private lappers
Skilled dancers on my visit there, great smoking patio.
The dances arent expensive like they are in Vegas. They have a variety of girls and music. The decor is nice and drinks are good. They have a heated outdoor smoking deck. Yes, the bathroom isnt the best, but id rather not spend time in there when i can be with a hot chick. Every once in a while theres a wait at the bar, mostly on super busy nights, but it gives you more time with the gals. The bouncers are nice and its good to tip them on your way in in case you need something later. The girls and bouncers are some of the most honest people I have met. My friend lost his wallet and everyone went looking and found it, everything still in it. The atmosphere varies from calm n quiet to busy party. Apparently girls and the dj work on tips only. This place has been around a very long time. Thanks ujs for the great memories!
Great group of people chill music and good staff.
I dont go to strip clubs often, maybe once ever 5 years, and this one was straight out of a tarentino movie. Dirty, nasty, bathrooms were harsh to say the least, and the people working (other than the girls, the one bright spot to this place) were hopped up meat heads. I understand its a strip club and your dont want your employees to feel unsafe, but these guys take it to the next level. After i would say 2 hours (hard to keep time in a cave) and $200-$300 dollars later a member of our party (my wife and her brother) was told to not text while sitting at the main stage. Seemed reasonable to us. But he asked to finish his text, and then the guy exploded. Put my brother in-law in a head lock and dragged him out like he was some crazy person. Call me crazy, but a DJ that we had tipped not 20 mins before should not being dragging people out by the neck. Needless to say, will never venture into this dirty meat head dive again.
As the owner of Union Jacks Club I appreciate the feedback thanks.
Friends talked me into going here, never again. When you get yelled at by a stripper, because you walked out of the joint without tipping her, yeah I dont care for strip clubs anyways. First and last time.
Terrible service and ugly dancers
Disgusting establishment promoting hatred.
Honestly this place is pretty fun. If you are into this type of activity you could do a lot worse.
Awesome environment
Turning down a dancer for a lap dance means she will get on stage and scream about it .... Then have you threatened by a bouncer
Fun place!
I went in to grab a quick drink on friday, they wanted a $3 cover charge, they charge $5 for a beer, and the waitress wants a tip too, after that the dancers are all over you and you cant enjoy a drink without being asked for a dance
No service. Stood in line forever and couldnt get s drink.
Great girls great atmosphere.
Some of the best boobies in town...
All around must visit on the Portlandia tour...or even if your visiting the Emerald City.