The red manager crab guy charged me an outrageous price for a krabby patty, but the flavor was amazing. I remember they were serving this at the chum bucket across the street which was awesome considering their food is usually horrible. But this place is awesome usually, just make sure you ask for spongebob. He makes the best sandwiches but is known to hit on girls.

Great place with great people, and the food is absolutely fantastic, but everytime I go this short little green dude is always running around saying i will steal the formula. It can be very chaotic sometimes

Squiddy is on a break

Connection terminated. Im sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But Im afraid youve been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You dont even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling thats not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They dont belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so dont keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. Its in your nature to protect the innocent. Im sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldnt be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldnt save you then, so let me save you now. Its time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

THEY KEEP ON SAYING ‘’ nO tHIs IS paTRicK’’. Very disrespectful, man.

Never in my life have I ever had the most amazing experience in one place. People are so friendly! I cant wait to come back!!

Owners are some of the greatest people Ive ever met. Hospitality is second to none and the outside bar is very homey. Dog friendly establishment, horseshoe pit, and plenty of seating.

The yellow square dude forced me to eat his glizzy, other than that 10/10

Stop here every time I’m in Bradenton. The perfect Sunday drinking spot. No shortage on drinks and games.

I will steal the formula, mark my words I will take that formula

Best time ever. Bartender was super handsome

Nothing compares to the quality offered at the Krab! From the sweetness of the breeze to the precisely perfect temperature of the beer it is all you could ever want from and more from a delightfully debaucherous den of deralicts. You owe it to yourself to experience the joy that can only come from a Sunday funday at the Kristen Krab!

Publix talks for its self

Truly amazing service!

Best Sunday funday ever!

The chum bucket is better