My and I had a great time going out here just to switch things up I really enjoyed it but the prices could be adjusted ....and the girls are great nice additude great shows all above

Intimate, relaxing, low pressure, and sensory delight, are just a few of the words to not only describe the Santa Maria Rhino, but Hannah in particular! Hannah is a simple palindrome in name only, since the complexity in which she revitalizes a customers mind, body and soul is something an Oliver Vernon painting could capture. It is such a great experience, Im going to see if my health care provider will cover the cost under the Medicinal category!

Stop by this little spot last week to kill some time while waiting for some buddies to finish up work. The club is small but I was pleasantly surprised. Lots of pretty girls and super friendly staff. My buddies stayed until the club closed but I had to take off. Will definitely be back real soon!!

I’ve been to this club a couple of times throughout the year and I have to say they have really stepped up their game and the girls are hot! Izzy was absolutely gorgeous, and the other dancers were very nice to talk to as well. They push the private dances but my dance with Izzy was well worth the price!

I loved the experience. Thought it would be weird to go since Im a girl. But I felt very welcomed by staff and dancers there. Had a great time! Girls were really upbeat fun to be around with, and I got one of the best lapdances! I recommend it for both male and females. I will for sure be visiting again!!

Really like it. The girls are friendly and VERY beautiful, once you get a dance from them and start talking to them they get into your conversation really well. They know what they are doing and know how to keep you entertained. I was nervous and shy the first time I went with my friends since Ive never met the girls from this establishment. However, I got introduced to a few and I gotta say I was impressed. Definitely like going every once in a while, clear stress from work. Im single so yay... lol

Get ready to pay for EVERYTHING! The cost to get in... 16 bucks. Cost of ONE bottle of water... 6 bucks. A 15 min private dance.... 150 bucks. This place charges mid level prices for a low level strip club. It used to be cool Bc it was a cheap lil strip joint to kinda kill time with. Now it’s to pricey for a low level joint. Cool thing is it is fully nude but no alcohol.

I was really surprised! Some friends of mine and I all went there to celebrate a bachelor party and we didnt know what we were in for. some really attractive women and just a cozy place with good service. Cant go wrong there.

I was in town for a birthday celebration and some of the guys decided to hit a club. Not knowing the area one of the guys found the Rhino and so off we went. What a great decision! We didnt know what to expect but let me just say my boy will remember this birthday for a long time!

Gotta agree with Ima! Hannahs laugh mesmerizes like the Siren Song, but unlike the Greek mythology, the promise isnt false, but rather fulfillment awaits those that are worthy. Similarly, Valeries haunting eyes shake your soul to its proverbial core, daring you to meet her stare without wavering. Then theres the dichotomy of Nyas energetic, unfaltering dance moves that make your body melt and invigorate simultaneously. Oh and Heather, the silver tongued temptress that even those that can not hear cant help but succumb to her charms. The Spearmint Rhino truly is a Fata Morgana come to life in the entertainment wasteland of Santa Maria.

The size of the location threw me off a bit but when I went inside it was like I was in another world. Pretty women everywhere! Had a great time. You should check it out.

I paid a $16.00 cover and that comes with one non-alcoholic beverage. I arrived at 6:50 and only one dancer was there. She danced and when she was walking by I tipped her $1.00. She commented you can keep it in a sarcastic tone. I complained to the manager and nothing was done. This was on 3/22/17 Wednesday. She was petite, blonde and it was either Ashley or Heather. The other dancers did not show up. I finished my water and left at 7:15 and I will never go there again. I will go to PJs in Oxnard, which is a much better place to have fun. Friendly, attractive dancers, no cover charge, and just a great environment.

Place was very small but cozy. Went on. Friday, they had about 8 girls on stage thru out the evening. Majority of girls were all very very nice, and all of them had pleasant attitudes.

I had such a great time here. the music was great. the women at this club were hot.

Drove down to Santa Maria for the weekend and a friend wanted to go check it out, for the location and the size of the building Im very surprised! Had an awesome time

Small but good place to come hang out and spend some money. good selection of girls too.

If your in the area this is the best club to go to. Hot girls and a great staff love coming to this place.

Sexy girls, good music, and drinks. My girlfriends and I love coming here!

All I can say is Izzy! I can not stop drooling.... five stars!

The Rhino is everywhere. In not such a big city this place brings some quality.

Got day faded so my friends and I decided to drop by for a lil eye candy. They had pretty hot ladies! Ill be back ;-)

Great place stop by for the first time will come back!!

Been bout year since been in der! But here goes. ..ive had good times in der but hit n miss...fri/sat best girls but no seats...week days forget it...What ruins it? Cheaps ass guys/scrubs and fuglies with attitudes.. (ask WANNA DANCE!!? THEN SCULK OFF TO SIT ON CELL PHONE LIKE fraken GODS GIFT!!?? HAHAHA ) Mayb if you smile n ACT like u enjoy ur job n have some customer sevice skills ull do Mo Betta !! Shove the attitude...i can visit ANY club fom LA TO NOLA/FRANKFURT TO AMSTERDAM. ..Y would i waste my valuable time BEING IGNORED. when i usually drop 2 BIG every visit!?? Lol.. good luck. Thanks for playing!

Great group of girls, good vibe the whole time I was there!

Great club, very friendly staff and dancers ... love this place

If you like huge asses, lots of ink, and diversity. This place is bueno.

$16 entrance fee $20 per a dance, if you dont know how to waste your money then go to this place.

Not a ton of girls, but the ones that were working were all top notch. All the dancers were a 8 or above.

A girl bled on me it was awesome

Girls are beautiful and staff is friendly!

Good job