Very strange, all the tables are massage tables. None of the waitresses look old enough to be serving drinks. The Prince Andrew Grinder was forgettable.

Nice building, in the style of a cortijo (ranch/farm) in southern Spain.

I invested over 6 million dollars in renovating this place to make it enjoyable for my VIP guests.Youre welcome!

Long flight. Much too far from the Pizza Express in Woking. The weather was quite hot, but fortunately that was not an issue for oneself as one simply does not sweat. Generous showers and tubs. Lots of young ladies about the place, one assumes they are staff, like at Buckingham?

My sweet adrenochrome home

Strange location for the Woking branch of Pizza Express...

I dont like getting touched in the back this is traumatizing

Comet Ping Ping was better

Not as described. Didn’t see Zorro anywhere, just a bunch of 12 year old girls and famous people.

Couldnt wait to get out here to take photos of all of my favorite scenes, as Im admittedly a huge Breaking Bad fan. It wasnt til my arrival that I realized I wound up at Epsteins Zorro Ranch instead of Albuquerque, NM.It wasnt all for naught, though! I got to meet and take photos w/ my favorite journalist, Larry Celona. Though I was really looking forward to re-creating the Breaking Bad scene with the pizza on the roof, there was plenty of pizza here to re-create the scene!I wanted to sunbathe poolside, but instead found this neat (and not creepy AT ALL) courtyard-type structure with dead grass in the middle that definitely didnt look like an eyeball or a target.All in all, two stars from me. Shoutout to the Santa Fe Institute!

The borscht was soft and mushy, parking is a nightmare. I swear I could hear wailing and gnashing of teeth, but it could just be the cancerous wind turbines.

Food over priced, over cooked. and took an hour to arrive. Noisy clientele - cackling old woman on next table gave me a headache. No real ale. Avoid!!

Home Of A Beast

RAID IT! WHATS IN THERE???

Got to meet Bill Richardson here. Lots of children, thought that was a little strange.

Didn’t like it. Too touchy feely for me

No Pool? WTH

Too remote, not worth the effort to get there.It felt a little creepy.

Baby mill

Bought my wife here

None of this is funny