I was there last night. Maya danced for me twice. I think I’m in love. Got there an hour before closing but wish I had gotten there sooner. If I didn’t have to leave today I’d have visited again tonight.

Bella ruined the night, she wanted us to throw all of our money on stage to the point where she told the security that we had to leave all our money or else we were going to get kicked out. End of story we left.

Had the best time of my life. Ive never seen a girl naked in person until that night. I just turned 18. Staff is amazing they are friendly, and dont forget sexy! The lap dance is better than any lap dance youve heard of! Highly recommend ANY MEN to go try this spot.

Of all the things I noticed tonight, one of the biggest is that THE MC/DJ HERE SUCKED!!! He was constantly quieting the music to talk and make really lame/forced jokes, and the music was ok at best. The SB Rhino is overall not great for a strip club, but it’s the only one in the area, so worth if you just really wanna go to a strip club. Be warned: Prices are too high, they don’t serve alcohol and the girls are hit or miss. Also the girls can be very blunt, although a few were friendly. Lastly, Go after like 9:30/10pm or there will be only 2-3 girls there.

Wasnt a fan, Ive been all over the country for work and been all over in these establishments. This is one of the worst. I could have caught it on a bad night idk. Got a lap dance for 30$ the girl literally finished 20 seconds of a song and sent me on my way.. and I always wait for a new song. Ive been fooled before when they start rubbing your back and you dont ask. Then they tell you its $20 for them rubbing your back..... It was one of those situations she caught me at end of song and said OK your done. WONT be back.

Dropped in to check out the club on the last day in Santa Barbara, had a short haired brunette stop by to chat. After handing over money for a dance, she told me it was only half the amount needed. She took the money and walked off without a look back. Left soon after with a bummer of a let down from a hoped for anticaped great California experience. If you want to feel used; do stop by the establishment, you wont be disappoint......

I was in Santa Barbara over the weekend for a guys retreat and one of the guys suggest we check out a strip club and we ended up going the Spearmint Rhino out there. Now Ive been to the Rhino in Vegas and wasnt sure what to expect but it was a nice club with many above average girls. Definitely spent more that I expected but overall it was great fun. If I am back in the Santa Barbara area I will definitely make sure I make a little time to visit again.

My coworker and I stopped in on a Wednesday, just after opening. Told several times girls be right out.One girl, did a stage dance, followed by several more, more girls be on stage soon. After ab hour of just sitting there, listening to awful music, we decided to cut our losses at $6 cover (advertising as free before 9pm) and genourously tipping, the one girl that did appear.Sad, business practice, two customers in the place, and treated like second class citizens.Good luck with that

On my way home from visiting family when I decided to check this place out. Stopped by late on a Sunday and to my surprise there where a good amount of ladies. Overall there girls were good looking and had a couple of standouts as well. Had a good time there and next time Im in the area will definitely be stopping by again.

So me and a couple friends ended up here for my bday week. I was skeptical at first but when we finally got inside the first thing I saw was this beautiful dancer on stage. We immediately got some ones and had a blast just throwing money on stage. They had nice looking girls in there and the DJ was playing some good tunes! I would definitely come back.

Stopped by while travelling through. Drink prices were better than I expected. Staff was friendly and the girls were good looking. Very classy place. Definately recommended to anyone looking for extra scenery on vacation.

We were in SB for vacation didnt even know there was a club here! We had a BLAST! the general manager Myles personally greeted us asked we needed anything and made sure we had fun all night

If your looking for a great night out Id recommend this place in a heartbeat. By far the best strip club in the area. The staff is friendly and accomodating, and the dancers were beautiful. Only wanted to stop in for a minute, but ended up closing the night here.

A dancer promised my friend pink eye and didnt deliver. Knocking one star off for that. Otherwise, its a great establishment. Budget accordingly!

Went in for the first time on Sunday, they had alot of really cool chicks dancing. I think her name was jade? But oh my god fellas, I think I signed over my house to her Im not sure. Will definitely be back

Great staff, great entertainers (HOT) great club. i was greeted at the door and escorted to a table. waitress was brought over and the host even asked what type of girl i like. :) very impressed. great time.

Great spot. girls are smoking and club is nice. wish they had drinks but its California and we get what we get. go here every time im in town

I went to this club with a couple of buddies on a Saturday night and had a great time. Friendly staff and hot dancers. I give this club my seal of approval.

Stopped by this club on a Friday night. The staff was very friendly and the girls were gorgeous. I would definitely come here again

Was in town on a business trip with a couple counterparts. Great club to fill some spare time. Hot girls and friendly staff. Will be back.

I love visiting Santa Barbara and always stop by Spearmint Rhino.... Always have a good time. Girls and staff are friendly.

I went to this club today to hang out and celebrate my first full paycheck living in Santa Barbara, I hadnt heard much positive things said about this place, especially online, but I never take reviews as truth, and I am glad I dont.I got there early so obviously it was a little slow to start, but that would be unfair to say it was the clubs fault in any way, I went early to check it out and kill time until it would be busy, but the guy at the door (Christian) went through the extra effort to get some girls out on the floor, even though I told him not to worry about it. It wasnt long before they brought out a wonderful gal (Jessie) onto the stage, I was impressed, she was not the most voluptuous woman but she knew very well how to use her body to the fullest.Next they brought out a woman named Genevieve, she was friendly and found out my weaknesses very fast. I bought two lap dances at a great price and there she worked more on my personal desires. I was extremely pleased with all of their performances, and plan to be a regular here. I recommend it for just about everyone, I know there are people who say places like this might be ghetto or slow but I am from Santa Maria, I know what happens when both of those are put together and this place was above what I have seen in the past. Again, I suggest this as a good place to bring friends to hang out and have fun, like I plan to next Friday.

Nice club with hot younger girls. I hate that they dont have liquor here but Its a California thing.This is one of the well known strip clubs chains in the world so Its hard to go wrong here.

I Had The Best Time Here Friendly Staff Awesome Range Of Hot Girls I am Going To throw My Buddys Bachelor Party Here!!!

What a great time, Girls were amazing, Very welcoming atmosphere from the staff to the girls, If your in the area this is spot is a must!

Absolutely love this place. The employees are super friendly and the ladies are beautiful

Came to visit a friend here at the SB university after hitting up a few local bars he took me to the spearmint rhino they have and i gotta say it was a good time they had enough girls to keep the spot alive.. great dj that night..

DO NOT GO TO THIS PLACE. YOU WILL BE SCAMMED OUT OF YOUR MONEY

This place ROCKS!! Hot dancers, friendly management and staff!! Wow! My wife and I will be back soon! Thanks for the great time guys and gals!

Threw my buddy his bachelor party here and had a blast.

Met my future x wife here. Great club

I had a great lap dance from a a short Asian chick 21 young she was wonderful, she had a tattoo on her atm that looked like a moon and ocean, couple piercings but she was about 411 she had great moves and i was very happy to see she was having a good time doing her job. long black hair with a bit of a booty made my day after work, i will be back again she is the real mvp. amy n i thnk it was

Best time Ive had in a gentlemans club in some time!

The staff was great, very accommodating . Liz was awesome!

Good sex

Very nice club good looking ladies!

Friendly staff and the dancers look great!

Bad experience

Would give 0 stars if I could. Went on a Saturday night and they tried to charge a group of 10 girls a $20 cover each. Bouncer said he would knock it down to $10 each if one of us went home with him. What a joke.

No clubs within 30 miles either... Thank the stripper gods for this gem

Sux! !