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Club Madonna
1527 Washington Ave, Miami Beach, FL 33139, United States
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so
Review №1

Went there with a recommendation from someone, while in Miami. The place was not crowded, and the bar guys and the dancers were very much welcoming, or at least seemed so.

Lu
Review №2

Disaster. Door open more than an hour after 730 so stand up in a line, no phone permitted)phone inside a pocket with security ) to used you need somebody from staff to remove the clip and use it in specific area NO AIR CONDITIONS in whole placeas she requested it .Concert start around 1130 an hr late we were shouting unison AC AC and she said I’m f.......cool F........ you take out your clothes Event organizer followed her request even though it is not healthy specially now in flu season and too many people in same room

Li
Review №3

This place is in such an awesome location. I just dont understand why they dont restore the place and make it modern. Besides that honestly man those girls on that stage look like theyre bored out of their mind lol restore the place and get better dancers such a shame!

Ja
Review №4

They’re management lies over charged by 100 for a dance.Places carpet is disgusting

Be
Review №5

I love Club Madonnas its so clean the staff is very nice and they have sexy dancers. its my very own vibe spot to have fun with good music.

Jo
Review №6

This club is hmmm... Terribaaad. I came to see ya know performers that arent 40+ years old. Some of these performers have crows feet and some of them should be playing for the Patriots. Tom Brady could use a new offensive line. Not to be mean but like come on we spend money on a door fee we want to see fiiiine foxy mammasitas and spend money on them. Not ladies old enough to be my mom. We are in MIAMI ive seen better looking girls workin at mcdonalds than here..

Pa
Review №7

This is the WORST CLUB Ive ever been to. FAKE BEER. NO AlCHOHOL ALLOWED IN THERE. POOR SERVICE, HIGH PRICES AND HORRIBLE PREFORMING. DONT GO THERE!

Le
Review №8

Its a great club the dj smoove is the best keeps it lit i love going here the girls are very sweet and super fun they interact with the customers on the stage too its very fun the girls are super beautiful as well

Ke
Review №9

This place is the best beautiful women, good music, and nice venue. the dj is the coolest i requested a song and he played it ASAP. Only problem not enough dancers.

Ar
Review №10

Def go by the DJ awesome girls are bad def worth the money .. its ok to go up to the girls you like to talk to just tip them

Wh
Review №11

If I could give this place no stars I would, horrible customer service everyone that works there is rude and for south beach the woman should be better looking... as well.. tourist do not waste your time going to this place, they charged 20 bucks too.. worst gentleman’s club experience I’ve had in my life..

R
Review №12

This place should be sold in a classified ad for free or best offer. Once its sold, it should be lit on fire, rebuilt and burnt down to the ground again. Hands down the worst club Ive ever been too in every way. Im not going to elaborate on any specific issue but if your associated with this club in any way, youre the problem and the only cure is to quit, and help burn this place down. South Beach deserves so much better.

Lo
Review №13

Had a great time, the ladies were really nice, fun, friendly and cute!

La
Review №14

The wine they sell is the fre brand which is a non alcoholic wine so $8-10 for na wine.

Dy
Review №15

This place was awful, waste of money and they try way too hard to get you to buy a dance. You also have to pay to touch. If you’re considering going, please take my advice and don’t go.

Jo
Review №16

I was here for a a bachelors party and the girls were very aggressive they immediately wanted the money. There was only 3 pretty girls there including the waitress the rest were ugly old or just couldnt dance. I find myself staring at the waitress more than the strippers. Private dancers didnt last more than 30 seconds before they ask for more money. The session should have been at least 5 minutes long. A waste of time and money. And theres two women there that are actually men for those of you who did not know. Theres nothing wrong with that but for those of you who dont like that I just wanted you to know. The Bachelor definitely got to dance by one of them and still didnt even know. But all in all if you want to go to a cheap strip club this is the one you can go to.

Mi
Review №17

Went there about 10p, should have left, only about 9 guys and 7 girls. Good average however begs the reason why no one was there. This one stripper asked me for a dance. Informed me all dances are upstairs and its $25.00 at minimum. I agreed to the one dance. Naturally after the dance she wanted to keep going I responded that I just wanted the one dance. She agreed then proceeded to ask for $65.00??? Stating the $25.00 is the price for upstairs, the $65.00 is for the dance. I paid my admission fee of $20, $25 for the dance and left

Da
Review №18

I went there occasionally before checking the comments. Dont understand why the rate is so low. Maybe I was lucky and saw a lot of pretty sexy girls dancing really well. I didnt order alcohol and just gave a little tips for the stage dance. Anyway, be careful of the scam said in other comments and you will enjoy this place.

Em
Review №19

13 year old Underage girls, take 2 minutes to google the club name and underage you will see plenty of articles of underage girls working ... THEY DONT HAVE THEIR LIQOUR LICENSE BUT SELL FAKE BEER AT REAL BEER PRICES AND WONT LET NO BODY KNOW ITS ALCAHOL FREE ... most girls here are from Russia and forced to work, ... THEY RIP OFF THE DANCERS AND CUSTOMERS .. EVERY SONG YOU TAKE IN PRIVATE THE CLUB CHARGES 25$ and the dancer only gets to keep 10$$$$ STAY AWAY

Au
Review №20

Overpriced drinks and very aggressive staff.. the stage was empty for about 40% of my visit and the 3 girls that did perform were pretty bad. However, the last dancer was amazing.. I think her name was Julie? Anyway, she was fantastic, and gave a horrible and boring night an enjoyable ending. After her performance she came and talked for a while and it was great. Wish I got her number :/

Ji
Review №21

This club is a rip-off to the customers and especially the dancers! Its a trickle effect. The club takes 40% of all dance money from the dancers, the dance prices are marked at $25 but the club takes $10 of that leaving the dancer with only $15 of that, which explains why girls go extreme with overcharging and ripping off so they can make up the difference. They are also mandated to tip staff each and every night on TOP of paying a house fee, fees taken from dances and champagne rooms. They charge customers stupid prices for non-alcoholic beverages and dont even disclose they are a juice bar. The beer, wine and champagne are all alcohol-free but served at an alcohol price. The customers are so scarce and they rely heavy on tourists, so as soon as a customer comes through a girl is already on them which makes for an uncomfortable situation. This place is a HUGE tourist trap. Would not recommend as they dont care for customers nor dancers since its a revolving door.

Ju
Review №22

Don’t even spend your money getting to this place. No liquor... only beer & wine. “The show” sucks. JUST WOW! What a shame

om
Review №23

This place should be burned to ground, rebuilt and then burned to the ground again. How the hell is a stripper on stage with a hoodie on, that sh aint sexy and how many times I have to tell you no thank you for a crusty as lap dance.

Sa
Review №24

Me and my boyfriend came here to have a fun night with some girls. I asked the bartender to break a hundred in ones and she demanded a tip from me, as I gave her one she said sarcastically thank you. We ignored her and went to watch the girls on stage. Not to be mean but they werent our type, and two girls kept asking for a dance from me and my boyfriend after we denied on if them twice and the other four times. Even after i tipped her an above fair amount on stage. No one knew how to dance and the place was more low class. Me and my boyfriend had an awful time and we do not recommend this place to anyone.

Um
Review №25

Really BAD!!! I have been so many strip club but here was the worst place ever!!! Ladies are old and not even beautiful, they don’t know how to dance even stage is good.Before say “hi” just ask us “let’s go to private dance” I just wanted to say, “have you seen mirror today?”Drinks are not good either even glass of wine should be better.I felt waist my money lol

Ge
Review №26

Just trash. If you like giving away your money for nothing thia place is for you! I promise you will be here for less than 5 minutes and leave.

97
Review №27

Garbage . Don’t even go here. Go to PT’s it is way better. Here they make you buy 15$ water bottles and the girls charge you like $200 for a 3 minute dance. This place is a complete disaster

Ma
Review №28

Nice place, I had a very good time.Hot and friendly girls.

Ju
Review №29

The girls were nice but thats not the problem. They only have 2 choices of beer, no liquor and the wine seems to be watered down. There are no table dances which is a bad move. Its 20 bucks just to get in. Wont entertain going there again

Ja
Review №30

I dont understand the bad reviews. I like this place.

Al
Review №31

I went there after checking their website I was truly disappointed the girls were nice but push too much the lap dance my wife agreed to see one but even more disappointed just last exactly 5 minus and the ladies always try to pay more what a scam. We truly found better places in orlando that here. I would never step in on our next visit to Miami

Gr
Review №32

Lost my child in the ball pit and its been 25 hours. anyone seen him??

CJ
Review №33

There seems to be a line a lot of nights..... Mainly tourists who dont know better....and leave quickly shaking their head why they paid a cover to get in... Went once for an event, the promoter tried to dress it up but it hasnt been cared for in years and remains a hole in the wall to avoid.

Di
Review №34

DJ/ Host- OKAY: Decent selection of music. No special skills to note. Does best to keep it lively.Setting- Satisfactory: One of the only good things about this place is its appearance. That inside is open space, friendly to smokers, enough seating and tables. Semi Private Areas. Next to the beach. Has so much potential if it actually had the proper entertainment.Drinks/ Food- Mediocrity: Small Selection of drinks, of course pricey. And they do not serve food. Nothing special. But at least you can pour a glass of champagne to the time you wasted here.Staff (Not Strippers)- Just There: Staff was mildly polite and did what their job ask.Strippers- Laughable: Everything they offer is a joke. It was like if they didnt want to be there. Couldnt even fake a smile. Dancing? I see why they dont sell food. Sexy? Maybe if you drink enough red bull and champagne, your eyes will turn inside out and it wouldnt matter. Friendly? If you like women that smell like cancer, and are demeaning and pushy. Give these girls a check.Entertainment Value Overall- Very PoorReasoning: I spent 3 hours toughing it out, through very poor pole dancing and woman that arent appealing. Their best strippers themselves were sub par at best. I was more entertained by the images on the large screen, and it was just shadows of two women strippering. Actually I found myself staring at the fully clothed bartender more then at the actual strippers. For a club at the beach, it was horrible. If you want to laugh at some bad strippers attempting to look sexy.... this is the club for you. Otherwise not worth your time.

su
Review №35

Fun fun fun...

Kh
Review №36

Make suure you get a dance when you go or the girls will force you too..lol.Hella agressive strippersEdit:Just dont go this club is AWFUL!!!! They dont even have a LIQUOR LICENSE!!!!!

E-
Review №37

This place is an absolute joke. Girls are pushed to hustle customers right off the bat. First thing girls ask do you want a dance? Everyone knows customers go there for a dance but give me a minute to walk in. All girls look miserable if I didnt know better I would say they are forced there to work. Place offers absolutely nothing a total waste of time and money. I feel bad for the girls working there.

Al
Review №38

Worst establishment ever. Owner will lie to get you in.

Na
Review №39

I took my boyfriend there for his birthday, we had a blast! I even got on stage! lol

Sh
Review №40

DO NOT BE FOOLED!!!! This club is an absolute SCAM!!! DO NOT GO! they do not serve alcohol! The so called beer, wine and champagne that you are tricked into paying full price for is simply sparking juice. They only serve non alcoholic beverages and act like they are giving you what your paying for! this place is a joke. I dont even want to give it one star this should be a negative 5 star rating.

Ru
Review №41

The absolute worst club that I have ever been to. The place had 3 dancers, nobody on stage. How can you charge admission for this and $5 cokes? How can this place function. Dont waste your money.

Fr
Review №42

Great club! Beautiful Sexy Girls! Hottest place on South Beach!

da
Review №43

Someone out there needs to help that club . Nothing is going on at 10pm on Fri. I truly wish them the best.

At
Review №44

I had my worst experience of a strip club here. A dancer stole a 100 bill from my pocket while she was giving me a lap dance. After the first lap dance, she asked me an extra tip for the second round, I search my pockets for money and didnt find the bill. I was sure I had a 100 bill.I told the club manager, he said he would check their cameras and find if the dancer actually did this. Really!!! Cameras in the private dancing rooms?

Pa
Review №45

Worst strip club I have been too and thats a lot. Many hidden fees. Only a few girls, except a few, not very good looking either. Had a private room and an interesting chat with the girl though. Her line : this is not a very nice club to work at. At least the chat with her was fun. Just maybe not worth 1500$

Re
Review №46

Pretty good experience, although the place needed some A/C maintenance. The staff was pretty respectful and they offered complete discretion.

Ro
Review №47

Shut this place down !!!!!!!!! They hire anyone. Homeless women from the streets. My daughter worked here as a bartender and they rob you blind after 12 pm the prices completely change from whatever the girls on the floor want including waitress and the managers cover them. They rob your money and depend on new clientele / tourists from other countries coming to south beach. They hire rapists here too, a couple of horror stories and all the managers including the owner cover everything like rats . Karma gonna get you boys sooner or later. There should definitely be a detective there, watch out with the front desk lady when showing proof of identification . The little lady in the front is going to announce it to everyone on the floor whose the one with the money and whose the cop . Oh and they dont serve alcohol. They say they do but they dont. No liquor license . Fake beer .

Mi
Review №48

This club has beautiful girls from around the world... that dance totally nude! what else are you looking for?

Je
Review №49

I worked here before they are the worst people in south beach neverrrrrr step foot in here youll get robbed by the girls who work there for years. They make you scam people because thats how youll make your money they say and they make you . The strippers are worse at robbing you blind. I saw so much horrible things Im open for any interview if any one asks . I will for always talk bad about this place hands down. They let their employees get rapped by the managers and when you tell them they immediately only change the cameras so you wont have proof of any rape

Ni
Review №50

To start off they only serve non alcoholic beer champaign and wine. No liquor of any kind. When I sat down it wasnt even 2 seconds until I was swarmed with strippers begging to give me lap dances. Oh and Btw the majority of the girls are covered with tats and c section scars. So I finally decide to get a lap dance from an average looking Latina, which is suppose to be $25. Before the girl begins she says 25 more to touch me baby in her thick Cuban accent. I paid 50 for one regular lap dance. Later a cute Russian blonde asks to give me a lap dance. She forces me to go to the ATM. I know the #1 rule is not to use the ATM but she was cute. She was pressing me to withdraw $125 so I had to turn my body to hide her from the screen and I took out 40. So I go upstairs and pay the $25 to get in. I sit down and she says she wont start until I fork over 100! for one lap dance. I said f**k no. I tried getting my 25 back to no avail. I only stayed because Alexis Texas was featured.

RO
Review №51

Is a good place to go and have a good time have fun with the girls in the club and go with a lot of friends

Ma
Review №52

Poor atmosphere; aggressive prices and even more aggressive staff. Dont go if youre looking for a Fun evening with the guys. This is not the place.

Ar
Review №53

For what I payed here I couldve had 10x the fun where I am from (here on vacation). They asked me what I wanted to drink, I asked for a beer got a small cup and apparently it cost $20 because I gave the waitress $20 bill expecting to get change back and I never got anything back. I asked for my change and the waitress looked at me like I was stupid, and the dancer decent but very pushy in a bad way.All in all if youre in Miami Beach for vacation and want to give this place a chance trust me DONT save your money go to anyother bar on Ocean Drive or Espanol Way and spend your money on some drinks, guaranteed better time then that tourist trap. STAY AWAY AT ALL COST!!!

Jo
Review №54

The Worst strip club. BTs is much better. Beer is watered down. Go to another cliub. At tops two attractive dancers in the line up.

Sp
Review №55

Just went to Club Madonna two days ago for my birthday and my first time it was great i had the best lapdance of my life

Sa
Review №56

Spent 60$ and here for 5 minutes. Only beer and very bad wine. My husband is not impressed by anyone here including the bar staff which has ignored us for the last 4.5 minutes. Myself, being from this industry many years ago, this is the worst I have ever experienced!

Ly
Review №57

Girls spend entire time trying to get people to pay extra for things they should be doing anyway. Only one girl ever danced in stage and she never even looked at the pole. Just walked around asking people for money and getting angry at people that didnt give her any. Stripper stole $5 from me. Yes... $5. Worst strip club in Florida. Save your time. All the bad reviews are true. Go somewhere else.

Da
Review №58

Catastrophe. Complete scam. Just 5 or 6 girls. Not really good looking. Dancing i would not call it. They have more gorillaz standing around then girls dancing. Dont go there.

Co
Review №59

Great place...Staff is cool..And love the atmosphere..

Te
Review №60

Had the worst time. The dancers were dancing like they were tired. Over priced. Do not waste your time going to this place its trash.

Za
Review №61

If youre looking for a great representation of what Aushwitz was like this is the place for you.Immediately upon entering, my buddy and I hadnt even sat down before those savages swooped in.I was literally pulled by both arms to the ATM and yelled at for the exact amount of cash she wanted me to take out. I was given alcohol without even being IDd (not complaining just trying to show what a joke of an establishment this truly is) I was given a dance that costed me $25 initially and before starting the woman demanded I give her the rest of my money in my wallet. Being my first time I was very uncomfortable and basically was financially raped. The dance lasted a solid 5 minutes. So, if youre in Miami and you feel like throwing away some money, go to Madonnas!

Al
Review №62

I spend my morny with not being satisfide

Je
Review №63

Im upset I have to even give this place 1 star. Worst place Ive ever been to in the history of the earth. If youre reading this its too late. Instead of going in and allowing you to just chill they hound you for cash and make you pay so many fees its ridiculous. Ruined the strip club experience for me. The day that place shuts down the world will be a better place.

Qu
Review №64

Went here for spring break and it was horrible...got ripped off by this one Hispanic stripper

Ry
Review №65

Dont go here. Saturday night at 3am is dead.

Bo
Review №66

Worest experience in this beautiful world

H
Review №67

Really great place with an awesome staff!!

ja
Review №68

PLEASE DONT EVER GO IN THERE. One of the worst Fu*k night club. Please dont go there, They rob you . i read all the negactive commeent and my dumba** didnt listen and went there i got littarly rob by this latina chick name salma. like as soon as you walk in there they start robbning you. we wasted 700$ for no damn reason. this place sucks a** .

Za
Review №69

If I could give it a 0 I would wakkedbin and not a single person inside. I paid 20 dollars for the nastiest girls there is in Miami dont go here no matter what night!

ve
Review №70

I worked there a friday and a saturday and i made nothing! Girls dont bother going there,the worst club in Miami,they have no idea how to run a strip joint is almost funny,they are extremly rude with the girls and they dont do anything to bring costumers in,the pace is dead, guys go spend your money somewhere else there is nothing good about madonna,everybody knows in miami is the worst club,im sure the only good review here is from them..because no costumer leaves that door happy,boring overprice nonsense stinky club.

Ch
Review №71

The worst bar ever. The girls are to pushy and the owner is a sleazy penguin. If you walk through the door you are out $40 instantly. DO NOT GO!

re
Review №72

Spunt 100 bucks and i wasnt there for 10 minutes. Everythings to rushed, and your not given any time to relax. Maybee ill come back when im a millionaire

Ti
Review №73

Worst. Strip club. Ever.Over priced cover for area clubs. Bombarded as soon as you enter demanding to get private dances...which you must tip the dancer for and the guard for the open couch area. Girls saying you gotta pay hundreds and thousands for dances or you gotta leave. Pushed to buy over priced, crappy, drinks. Not a good time at all...not even a tiny bit. $75 paid to enter...get 1 beer...1 song dance.

Yo
Review №74

Dont ever go here they just take your money for nothing

an
Review №75

Dont go there they are killing tourrism and full of rip offs

To
Review №76

Undoubtly THE worst strip club in Miami, if not then all of FL. This place is filled with vultures that will try to scam you any way they can. Prices are ridiculous and you get nothing. How the hell are they even in business? Go to club Eleven downtown Miami if you want a real strip club.

Ja
Review №77

WORST STRIP CLUB EVER. DO NOT GO HERE. THEY TRY TO SCAM YOU & OVERCHARGE YOU AND THE GIRLS ARE NASTY. Absolute waste of time

Ju
Review №78

Terrible. They only sell beer and wine. We told them we wanted to buy a bottle and they still didnt tell us. Biggest waste of money we were there 4 minutes. Dont go

A
Review №79

They tried.

Cl
Review №80

If you support Caitlyn Jenner come here... Go to sit down and immediately hounded for cash. Lie about prices and the girls look like shreks relatives.

Di
Review №81

Beware always empty

Tr
Review №82

There were a total of three ugly girls in there.

Je
Review №83

Great music and beautiful girls

Je
Review №84

I never been here. But its look like the worst thing ever

J
Review №85

Good club if u miami

le
Review №86

Worst place ever!!!!!!!!!!!! DON’T GOO!!!!!

is
Review №87

Scammers

Bo
Review №88

Federal government agents discount at the door

Va
Review №89

Nice place

Ni
Review №90

Dont even try it.

La
Review №91

I like me some tities

Gu
Review №92

Crapiest place ever been do not go.....

an
Review №93

Worst place.These people should should be ashamed of themselves. Ive never been and will never go to this place.

He
Review №94

I call to book a party group but the girl on the phone was very rude.

de
Review №95

Hated it

Ar
Review №96

Very rude staff

Su
Review №97

No comment

sa
Review №98

Extremely rude staff & dancers. Not worth a dollar!

JO
Review №99

This club needs to be shut down!!! All the women was over 40 years old and all of that was on the drugs ...

yo
Review №100

The worst strip club ever

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  • Address:1527 Washington Ave, Miami Beach, FL 33139, United States
  • Phone:+1 305-534-2000
Categories
  • Adult entertainment club
  • Club
Working hours
  • Monday:9:30pm–6am
  • Tuesday:9:30pm–6am
  • Wednesday:9:30pm–6am
  • Thursday:9:30pm–6am
  • Friday:9:30pm–6am
  • Saturday:9:30pm–6am
  • Sunday:9:30pm–6am
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