I had fun.. 3 dancers were the truth the others were ok. A lot of fun and a way to blow off steam..

A little slow on a Wednesday but had the time of my life! Came here for my bacholerette party! Had a Great experience for the first time. Would recommend go on Weekends! Heard its way more lit!

We went for a bachelorette party for my friend on 10/24/2020. Our server provided us with a bottle service, he took my friend to the back, by herself, where he later reminded her of the due amount and basically said to tip him accordingly, which he got a $100 tip from her. However, he was no where near our table, we served ourselves after the first round, he didn’t come back to check on us, he seemed highly intoxicated for someone who was supposed to be working as a server. The bartender didn’t want to make a food order for my friend, he said no when she asked. Later as we were trying to leave our server had our debit cards with our ID and when I asked if I could have them back because we were leaving, he became upset and started to throw a tantrum around people. When my friend and I finally were able to get our cards back he basically guilt tripped us into giving a good tip because he said “just remember I’m a server, and we make a living off of tips. I provided a bottle service to you all.” Which I understand so when my friend tipped him $100 for that bottle service because she was the one hosting it how is still getting more tips from the rest of us okay? It’s rude, and unprofessional. You represent an establishment as a server, hostess, dancer etc. if this is the type of service people receive there is no reason to try and come back, unless you want them to run you up for their very expensive tip they make you pay them.

DJ is amazing

I’ve been to La Bare a total of three times now in the last 2 years. The first two times were great, so when I planned my friend’s divorce party, it was a natural choice. 10 of us girls decided to get the package for $110 for our friend. When budgeting, we looked at the website and it said the entry fee was $10 per person. When I got there, they said they last my reservation so they set up tables instead of the booth that was in the package. We were fine with this since it was closer to the stage. Then they told us that the cover charge was $20 a person instead of $10. I told them that the website said $10 and they need to honor the price. They told us since they are operating as a restaurant now they had to charge $20 per person. I knew this is a lie because I had just been to a bar that now has to operate as a restaurant and now can no longer charge cover. We had driven an hour to be there so we ate the cost and decided to stay. During the set, there were long breaks between act. It seemed like the guys were tired and not into it. I suggest getting new, exciting talent. It’s all the same guys as always and most of the acts are just meh. At the end of the night, my friend had not received the 5x7 Card and the stage dance I paid for was never received. I pulled the manager to the side and told him what was going on. At first he was nice about it and offered to to cut the cost before running my card. Then a dancer came over and claimed he gave my friend a private dance instead of the stage dance which was a lie. Then a girl came up and said she gave the same dancer $60 to give her friend a private dance and he claimed that he never got it. I was charged the full $110 with the $20 entry fee. It’s not about the amount of money, it’s the principle about the deceit.I read on yelp that La Bare was in it only for the money. I didn’t want to believe that, but I guess they are. If you go, DONT bother with a packages, it’s a waste of time.

I went to the club last night for the first time in 2 and1/2 years.I had a.great time even with all the covid restrictions in place.What I most.enjoyed was the new dancer that.was thereHis name is Zack and he is awesome.He reminds.me of.Jason Mamoa.Very handsome and.a really great dancer and all around good guy.Cant wait to.go again and see.him.

Horrible experience. Went there for my girlfriends bachelorette party the waitress didn’t know what he was doing we had to figure out the check for him he couldn’t figure anything out he was getting all of our drinks confused and messed up. I paid for a stage dance with one of the guys and it seem like none of the guys wanted to ever come and do it, it’s like they were staying with their own race it was very weird and in my opinion on fair.

We had a great time,Perfect for girls night out

Was wonderful and very good dancera

I can not say enough nice things about this place. The energy here is wonderful. Our server Jason was absolutely a doll and did a OUTSTANDING job. We came for a birthday party and had the time of our lives. First time at a male entertainment club and It was more then I could have expected from one. I think all of you gentleman are doing a beautiful job with providing the hottest and sexiest entertainment in Houston. Keep up all the fine work yall are doing. I can not wait for the next birthday/girls night out. Yall are so beautiful!

The guys/dancers are all sexy and great but the locale could use a bit more renovation on the inside. Its not as eye appealing as the picture on their website but I guess whos looking at the scenery lol.

This place was clean and had real helpful employees. The show was good..A Bunch of Birthday girls had a Blast..They had benches outside for smokers. Bartender was really nice. My first time. Was my friends Bday, So maybe my last.

Im not sure what happened to this place. It was ok back in the day but it has really gone down hill. New management maybe?

This is my first time at a club like this now spoiled i will not go to a different one they are amazing go see Alex the dancer and Raymond the waiter I had so much fun I refused to leave when my party left such a blast

Me and my friends came. The men are sexy, friendly and entertaining! I had a great time. I will be back lol

Great atmosphere, fun dancers, good strong drinks, valet parking

Came here for a friends bachelorette party. Very entertaining. The guys are super sexy. Would come back for another celebration!

Ladies u wanna have a good time see fine sexy men this is the place!!

LB is a great place to celebrate events, such as weddings, engagements, and divorces! LOL the staff is always very friendly, unlike most bars, everyone is in a good mood, and the atmosphere is exciting.

First time to a Male strip club. It was excited to see all the performances. Paid for a table dance but the guy I picked is popular, feel like the dance is so short.

Had a very fun time with my Ladies :)

I had my 37th bday party last night and it was the most fun I ever had!!!!!! My waiter was so sweet and made sure my party was well taken care of...alexander the entertainer (he was the best eye candy to me there) OMG OMG OMG he came by when I 1st got there introduced himself and he was just so sweet!!!! He was my stage dance and I loved every minute of it :) I will behaving my 38th bday party there next year! Thank you for the awesome experience would rate 20 if I could!!!!!

Great place beautiful men... ideas for future role play

My sister-in-law had a great party here for her wedding

A place where ladys can let loose and enjoy an amazing show.

Amazing entertainment only all womens club in Houston! If you like magic mike and 40 shades this is your spot!!!

Ive been going here for years love the dancers.. The place definitely needs to be upgraded the boys deserve it and so do the ladies.

Wife had a great time

Love it! They make my birthdays and every other Occasion really fun ^.^ I just came back after about a year for my birthday and had an amazing night. The guys were amazing and our waiter was very sweet. The men here are fun but have a lot of respect for there female clients. I’ve met the owner once before and he’s very nice and professional. He’s running an amazing club! Thank you guys for an amazing night! See you next time La BareXoxo - Arlene ️

First time out here for 21st bday. Having great time so far !

Weds is couples night. Only night they allow men to go in. 20 dollars for guys and 10 for parking. Park on the street it’s saves u cash. Other than that if you’re gay and going with your girlfriends don’t go not worth it just stay in Montrose or crystal on weds the same dancers that dance there are in Montrose too. Even other strip clubs for men only women dance on women with out any judgement or making fun of by the waiting staff.

Omg! Where do I begin? Went for a bachalerotte party and the show was poppin from start to end!! I didnt want to be touched too much so I sat in the middle somewhere but the men were super welcoming.

This place is awesome !the men were handsome .The show was great.BUT they do need a good promotion team .to fill this place up drinks and bottles are at a great price ! Plz get a promoter.

Well, where to start? Lady at reception did place wrist band with no care. Boys at small stages do not dance at all. They just perform sex acts movements. Probably keeps many clients happy. But not me. I wanna strippers to dance and see how muscles move. Main stage - a bit better. But strippers DO NOT dance! I come to pay money and what they do humiliates, strippers should do what I want!!!

If your staff isn’t showing any energy or excitement, that feeds off on the crowd. Work on getting dancers that make the group feel like it’s a fun and inviting location.

This was the worst strip club. The dancers wore regular underwear and one hand Nike knee socks with Nike tennis shoes. They were super corny instead of sexy. The drinks were watered down. At one point I got shots and the shots had water in them too. I will never come back

Overall, I had a good time. It was very, very lively. This was my first time at a male club. Waitress took good care of us. Dancers where HOT, fun to watch and very personable. Only negatives: Run down on inside, managers and bartender seemed not happy to be there.

I went last night 6/24/17 for my bachelorette party. It was my first time and the majority of my bridesmaids. Everyone from the valet guys to the door person was so friendly. The door guy who said he has been with the company for 10yrs showed us to our table and made sure that our waiter took care of us. We had the best table in there! The best dancer of the night was the guy from Detroit. Being that my maid of honor is from Detroit, our expectations were high. He definitely delivered by pulling me on stage and giving my girls a show. We will be returning!!! The only complaint we had was with our waiter. When he closed out our tab he kept stressing he only works for tips. I thought it was tacking especially since I have been in the same industry. If he had been more attentive at our table throughout the night his tip would have been much more. Overall we will all be returning and will be requesting Mr Detroit.

Awesome

This was the first time in my life I felt discriminated for being gay and I live in Texas. I understand there are limits for a guy to do stuff but its 2017 get with the program. I couldnt tip, get near the stage, and I had to pay extra to get in. I was standing at my table dancing with a friend with a worker came to me and said you cant be doing that and made me sit down. The server never ask for if I ever wanted to drink but kept asking everyone else in my group if they needed anything. I have never felt so worthless before.

THE WAITER ERIC WAS DISAPPOINTING I GAVE HIM 20.00 FOR A DRINK.HE SAID I DIDNT.I HAD TO LITERALLY BEG FOR MY LAP DANCE.IT WAS INTERESTING BUT I WONT COME AGAIN

Went here with friends and my oh my. We had a great time!

I’ve been to Le Bare in Dallas and compared, this sucks! DONT GO! The guys aren’t into it. It is very unorganized and the men don’t get into it. Not a diverse group and they don’t have a good layout. And the bartenders are not fun.

It was so much fun.

Absolutely DISGUSTING. The man with the Mohawk is homophobic and looks like a skid mark. Wouldn’t let my friend stand near the stage because he was gay, ended up losing about 25 customers that night (a large group of girls for a bachelorette party that saw this happen to my friend and were disgusted by it, said they’d rather find somewhere else to party). Dancers were awkward and seemed bored, except for the one in the back corner who looked like he was actually having sex with the girl in a dark booth. SKETCHY. Save your 25$ and avoid this stank shack.

Awesome place the guys are so fine

Fridays we were told by the lady taking our Cover $$$ at the door that FRIDAY NIGHTS ARE a hit or miss.It was a miss 2nite.

Visited here back in Oct. 2014Had a great time meeting all the guys. Eric & Taylor Cole made our night!! Will definitely be planning another Houston trip.

DO NOT GO HERE especially if your a guy! One very rude staff member with a mowhawk made us feel uncomfortable. He was homophobic and harassing us so much we left. They told me they comped our first round of drinks but still charged my friends card. My party of 6 was the only people there on a Friday night, and I can see why. The blond manager was very apologetic. After this experience, we went to Tonys corner pocket and the girls has a blast. That guy needs to get a different job because he shouldnt be representing any company with his attitude

This place is VERY UNORGANIZED and Clearly about the money and doesn’t care about the customer!I want to start by saying that our server and the door attendant (down stairs) were the BEST part of our experience! We had a reservation and the door man down stairs made sure we each got to our server who in turn made sure we got to our table and party. Our server was attentive and helped us make sure that our bachelorette was having the best experience possible....At one point in the night the dancers offered any one who paid $20 the opportunity to get on the stage for a lap dance from a group of the dancers..... this is where EVERYTHING went down hill.... (because there was NO ORGANIZATION to this and chaos ensued)our bride was one of the first on the stage and when her dance was over there was a “mob” of women crowded on the stage. In an apparent effort to quickly make room on the stage one of the dancers hastily steered our VERY DRUNK bachelorette toward front of the stage (where there were NO STEPS) and gave a tap(push). She then FELL FACE FIRST off the stage and her face hit a chair. She came up with blood EVERYWHERE, none of the employees even noticed. There were TONS of women crowding the area (we paid extra money to be in) and it took a few minutes for us to get to her to get her up. We (our party) immediately took her to the front for help. The girl at the desk was very un-interested in our “problem”. We took her in the bathroom and after 30/45 min we got her bleeding stopped (She is anemic), during this time not ONE employee checked on her... when we got done in The bathroom we went to close out our tabs which was VERY UNORGANIZED and took FOREVER to do at the bar. Our server was helping us the best he could, but it was quite a cluster f*^k.... at this same time the manager FINALLY came to talk to us and was very nonchalant about the whole ordeal and consistently blamed our bride for the incident saying “she just walked off the stage”.After we left and her adrenaline Subsided and her legs began to hurt, that’s when we discovered that she was bruised from her knees up from her legs hitting the stage and ground... it was not until the next day when her knee was so swollen she couldn’t bend it or walk that she went to the ER and found out she had BROKEN HER PATELLA (knee cap) when she fell.Not only did we pay $25 for our table reservation, so we could be upfront and so she would get a poster and shirt that she never received (and we forgot to ask for when we left because she was hurt).... we each had tabs upward of $100-$200.... we all spent LOTS of money with the dancers...and the manager of this location has blown off this ordeal as if it was nothing.She had to purchase VERY EXPENSIVE special makeup to cover the black bruising on her face for her WEDDING day that was a week after this incident. Luckily her long dress provided cover for her knee and bruising of her legs during the wedding.**I also was just made aware today that the bar gave one of our ladies the wrong card back when she closed her tab, which she did not notice until she went to use her card a few days later!

A little trashy and run down!

Great fun, service, and hot guys, excellent service

At first they were awesome. Dancers: check. Performance: check. Fun: check. Then they did my girl wrong and charged her for 2 lap dances that was actually only 1, first of all, and seemingly complimentary. Avoid Connor, silly greedy man. It was a real letdown when that happened.

This is the worst strip club I have ever been too. I’m not sure how they are in business. The manager is the most unprofessional person I have ever met. The dancers are not good either. If you looking for a fun strip club take my advice and look elsewhere.

My second time there and it was great had th best hostess there served awesome drinks the dancers were awesome I will continue to come best dancers ever but I miss my cali dancers

La Bares is really awesome. Johhny and Boss. Gorgeous as ever.Lol Boss was packing

They tried to over charge me for our order. When I demanded a receipt they refunded me the extra money. It took an hour to recieve our food. We asked at least three waiters for help with the drinks. We asked for the manager and it took thirty minutes for him to speak to us. My friend had to ask a stripper for help.

This place has so much potential. It just really needs a make over and newer dances.

Our bachelorette clients had great Experience at this club, they have discounts to ask for.

Nice place for women

We went over the weekend for my bachelortte party. I picked Taylor Cole to be my performer when they called me up to the main stage. All I can say is WOW, we had an amazing time!! We had a very large party and just had a blast. I think we are already planning on going back already. The guy up at the front I cannot remember his name, he had blond hair, mo hawk, super sweet guy! He told me has has worked there for years and was super friendly.

OMG guys, i had such a BLAST for my bachlorette party this past Saturday jan 27th. There was 9 of us, we got greeted by the guy with the mohawk, he was very attentive and a gentleman, opened the door for us every time we came in and out.The dancers.. hot, look good smell good and feel great! And im a plus size girl and theydid not did not discriminate, i got to ride the bull with the cowboy OMG yall.. im still thinking about it. They give you a nice spank and kiss on the cheek afterwards.Drinks, at one point they had $5 patron, buttery nipple shots, heck yeah!Only bad thing, absolutely no pics with your cell, you can buy a band to take pics or something? Im not sure. I respected their rules. I know my girls and mom had a great time. Ill be back

Dancers are great! But... I got a vip pass that last for 5 years, they said they dont vouch that any more. And they used to let the bride to be.. Birthday girl... Ect in free. But now they charge. && our waiter asked us our drink order once... Even though we paid extra for v.i.p. & no one was hardly in there. But i had to keep going to the bar to get my own drink.. Ive spent tons of money here, but the last time i went 12/08/17 i was highly disapointed. We told the lady & guy at the front to have a good night. And they both toatlly ignored us. Very rude... But, overall the dancers are the only great thing there.

Will NEVER go back. Not only did we get talked into paying $25 for a table that you couldnt even see the dancers and drink girls falling all over us, there was one dancer Taylor took my friend off and didnt tell her there would be a charge for anything. Then they charged ME $30 for my friend! We left highly disappointed and I will never return. It was our first time there and also our last and a night out with me and my bestie and it totally sucked......$85 for boredom and complete waste of time.

Good place to go to

It was my first time going yesterday. I went for a bachelorette. I must say it was quite entertaining and my girls and I had fun. The waiter was the worst but I dont think the bride wjll remember that lol. I will be coming back for sure!

Everything was great except for my $10 water!

The dancers were good specially Eddie I went for my best friends bachelorette and like I said the dancers were good but the service was horrible I asked our waiter for a beer TWICE never got it, then I asked for a bloody mary NEVER got itI had to go to the bar myself and get it!! And got charged twice for our reservation I will go back there but I wont make a reservation again!

One of the best nights ever! Definitely going back!

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Parking lot attendant very rude

It was a Good to watch and drinks are on point.

Good place

The cashier sucks,bad customer service, and there is waitress with terrible attitude and services. Iam here for my sister 21st bday. Dont recommended this place with bad customer service.

Had a great time

Fun!!

Overpriced!!!!

Love it

Love it there....

Needs to be shut down

Love the dancers and the drinks are GREAT