Though I feel as though I am perhaps being used merely for profit, I still feel as though am I ready and willing to share my opinion. New friends move in all the time! And, while I know not where some of my old friends go, its always a pleasure to meet new people! I believe myself to be rather infamous among the guards. I couldnt possibly say why that is, but theyre always calling out to me and laughing. Regardless, this place cute. The cartographer is lookin like a death row cleric!

King K. Rool is a THICC BOI, but this place really takes the cake. As much as Zarkavitch takes the FAT THREE. Not the THICC THREE, but you know. Clapping is what I do, but I do other things. I may also be a big chiefer. My favorite flavor is rust. I love the taste of lung cancer. Killa Croc out.

The screams...the terrible screams...

It came for me in the night ate me and regurgitated me with a pretty good hotdog and a weird toaster man hybrid name zarkavitch. I think its Russian cause it really wants vodka I am disturbed but 5 stars cause the hotdog was good.

Thanos here! I have clapped half of existence out of reality, yet this place remains! I have seen the seems of the universe, and they are rust colored. Donkey Kong is very busted! Just saying. Donkey kong could beat Thanos!!!

Yeah. Yup. Definitely. Absoultely. Indubitably. Great place. Rusty shanked so many I have. Great time! Very rusty! Ive slayed here so many times, Ive lost count. 300 times to be specific. I forget who owned the place... Weird. I really think Zeke, the owner, is a cool guy.

I am representing Marianas Web. We approve of this place. They recently added on a movie theater. The movies are great! Not what we expected, but still good. The Escape, The Reunion, CRUNCH, Fanservice, Handy. ALl great movies. I really dont get the art direction in them, its quite bizzare. it seems like it was done by two different people! Not really a bad thing. Far from it! GREAT PLACE. We love the pen spinning exhibit.

This is great. Despite my various bullet wounds, I am totally fine. Bit confused on ZARKAVITCH HISTORY, but that was mearly a small probelm among great places.

I love franklin lol

I WeNt ThErE aNd GoT sLaMmA nAnAdEd. It hurted like a lot and then he trapped me in the kongo jungle where I was forced to burn.

To be truthfuls, place the best, it is. Despite Rogen Yink, and his tendency rusty knives to use, I would say that they have amazing service. Except when the Zarkavitch comes round and uses that stupid side special on wolf. Great ammounts of lead, he should consume. Great place. Love the rusty shank exhibit. Real Cool.

They imprisoned my Russian friends there and when I came to rescue them the room was a bit stoofy. They ran out of vodka in about 2 hours (only 12 bottles). Then Zeke left to get a tattoo of Boku No Pico. And I ran. On the way out I rigged the house with balloon guns to shoot him when he got back. Do not go there unless you plan on getting moist. Other wise it was a great time! :)

THIS PLACE IS THE BEST!THE IRON OXIDE DISPLAYS, ARE TRULY SIGNIFIGANT!NOTHING IS BETTER, SIMPLY MAGNIFICENT!THE SHEEPISH SHANKER, IVE HEARD THAT NAME!OH I KNOW, IT BELONGS TO A MAN OF FAME!INFAMY, RUSTY. WHAT IS THIS!?ONLY THE BEST POSSIBLE BUSINESS!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

This place is the best, the only thing that is bad about it is a mad otsuer lives here.

For 9 years I was stuck in the castle of ZEKE and he warlock meleed me from across the world

I was imprisoned there for 4 weeks but hey they had cats so thats a pro

The House of the BEAST