The best way I can describe a night at Porch Haus is with the attached photo. Upon arrival at Porch Haus, I am consistently rocketed into a night of friendship, 4 lokos, and Black Eyes Peas.However, my favorite unique feature of Porch Haus is the resident gay (Kara) who owns a drum set and a nerf missile launcher. I am simply never disappointed.Would leave 6 stars if it was possible.
So I was skeptical of this location at first due to its close proximity to a college campus and all the wild children that may be present. However, when I went there I found that the name Porch Haus was very fitting as there was porches everywhere. I, needing a place to sit, chose to sit on the ledge of the porch but not five minutes later I got elbowed by a wild college student and fell from the second level of the porch. However, while falling I felt a weird feeling and all of a sudden I began flying. Flying. This place changed my life.
This has all of the classic elements that a nightclub should have. Im talking a drum set, multiple porches, and even a variety of legally acquired Bachelor related posters. The bartenders are skilled in the art of vibing, which really adds to the experience as a whole. So, if youre looking for a place to wake up at in the morning, this is the Columbus hotspot for you.
Wow. This place has really helped me prepare for my spring break- one brussels sprout, 1/2 a milano. and 6 min starbursts for dinner! I’ll be bikini ready body in no time.I highly recommend this place when looking for a good time, nothing beats the frat music playing in the background of some of the best parties.
This place smells like sauerkraut. Also this place smells like deviled eggs